By filipkm - 28/04/2016 22:04 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I learned that you should always check the inside of your guitar to avoid a snake bite. Nope, strings don't help. FML
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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

I think the real FML is that you left your guitar in a place that a snake could get in. Or you house is infested with snakes. In option b, there only one recourse: burn the house down and never look back.

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cacheson 41

Get the snake to go outside by distracting it with some badgers and mushrooms!

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Fuaaad1994 31

I guess the snake just didn't enjoy your music sadly

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mustang351c 11

At first I was wondering how a snake could even hide in a guitar, then I realized you're talking about an acoustic.

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

I think the real FML is that you left your guitar in a place that a snake could get in. Or you house is infested with snakes. In option b, there only one recourse: burn the house down and never look back.

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Symphoniaes 32

Pssh, foolish #4, that won't work! Guitar Snakes are immune to fire, kinda like dragons.

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UserError94 18

Idk where "Slovenia ahhh shah z shahssbsb janzhhbs" is but it sounds like there was no escaping this snake attack

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sturschaedel 27

Slovenia is in Europe, I live about an hour north from where OP lives, in the neighbouring country, and venomous snakes are extremely rare here, especially in urban regions. I would never think to look into stuff for snakes before picking something up and I've never met a snake while being out in the woods or anywhere here.

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Burle 17

Guess music doesn't sooth the savage beast

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cacheson 41

Get the snake to go outside by distracting it with some badgers and mushrooms!

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False_Stupidity 41

Because obviously that's the first thing you should think to do when picking up a guitar. "I should just check inside for snakes before I play this."

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vikky538 28

Snakes could get attracted to music

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lynadette 5

applauding you sir!!! :-D

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UserError94 18

I have a feeling maybe the snake wanted a no strings attached kind of relationship

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