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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 05:49 - United States

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 07:38

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

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By JohnBlack - 12/06/2012 03:56 - United States

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 15:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML

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By Keastwood013 - 18/01/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

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By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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By Lexy - 10/11/2018 12:00

Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily said, "I don't know why you have to do that!" Smile gone. FML

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By wtf - 26/11/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:27

I just can't help but feed this through my Idiot-English Translation Engine: "Haha! That's actually pretty funny! If he doesn't know what chivalry is then it really MUST be dead! Haha! **** your life for having a dumb boyfriend! I failed third grade, but thank god the Internet doesn't discriminate based on age, race, and IQ!" Much better.

Bathory_fml 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 15:59

If we hold the door open for you, we're being misogynist because we apparently think you can't open the door yourself. If we let you open the door yourself, we're not being chivalrous enough for you. :| I'm so happy I'm gay.

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pigbrain29 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:33

that's a stupid fml... your complaining that your bf doesn't know what chivalry is??? it's not exactly common knowledge and if you don't know what it is in the first place saying "who" doesn't matter. god people find the stupidest things to bitch about and say fml... this isn't even funny it's just stupid

sum1two 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:45

agreed.

pigbrain29 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:36

you know... I take that back apparently a lot of people don't get chivalry is not a person. I thought that part was obvious

Alex_The_Human 2

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:51

no, brain cells are dead.

awesomeloser14 0

Friday 15 April 2011 0:09

You have a stupid boy friend. T.T but chivalry isn't dead there are still some guys I know who open the door for me.

madeingeorgia 0

Friday 15 April 2011 0:21

it's not dead! my husband always holds the door for me! and when I am out I hold the door open for others as well! it's called being polite!

xmarkstheheart 0

Friday 15 April 2011 0:26

You should cuddle your forehead against his, slap your palms on your thighs and say the following to him like you're talking to a purse dog: "Who has a retarded boyfriend? Who has a retarded boyfriend? I do! I do! That's right, I have a retarded boyfriend!"

xmarkstheheart 0

Friday 15 April 2011 0:32

Hey #143, if you're going to use the name "ideasrule," maybe you ought to know that chivalry is a VERY common word and it has been for hundreds of years. There's a big problem if you think it's not. Do you also think that "ambiguity," "treacherous" and "decimation" aren't common? Words are your friends.