By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 05:49 - United States

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML
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DocBastard 38

I just can't help but feed this through my Idiot-English Translation Engine: "Haha! That's actually pretty funny! If he doesn't know what chivalry is then it really MUST be dead! Haha! **** your life for having a dumb boyfriend! I failed third grade, but thank god the Internet doesn't discriminate based on age, race, and IQ!" Much better.

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Bathory_fml 0

If we hold the door open for you, we're being misogynist because we apparently think you can't open the door yourself. If we let you open the door yourself, we're not being chivalrous enough for you. :| I'm so happy I'm gay.

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FreebirdIII 1

I blame women suffrage.

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tk1235 0

wow he must be a pretty bright guy

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kay729 7

if you don't know what chivalry is you are dumb as hell p.s it's not a person that's the whole point of the fml

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Got_any_grapes1 4

I honestly do not know what that means as I am originally from russia... Anyone? Hehe

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SmelloJello 9

you got yourself a good one there...

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yuggi1 11

Now he's going to think you are cheating on him with "Chivalry". Or something like that.

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kai22 1

don't say it's dead some of us guys are just tools because chivalry is still alive with me

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smellymellyy 7

freedom of speech? WTF. so basically youre all saying that its perfectly alright to say whatever we want to people whether it hurts their feelings or not..? thats ****** up. and you docbastard have your head up your bloody ass and are really immature. whether your an adult with a family doesnt matter, ive seen 5 year olds tell jokes better than that retarded swordfish thing. and seriously, yes people care about grammar, but not on the internet on humour sites like fml.so docbastard even if their grammar annoys you, no need to single them out and bully them from behind a computer screen like a desperate coward trying to seem cool and funny on the internet to a bunch of kids by hurting someones feelings who you dont even know. other peoples grammar doesntmatter to you so leave them alone. its just low

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