By ElizaZee - 19/09/2013 01:45 - United States - Malvern

Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML
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ElizaZee 9

Hi, I'm the OP. Anyway, from what we've pieced together based on the accounts of family and friends, his girlfriend stayed with him for five years because she was a gold digger. My brother is fairly rich, and he always gave her expensive jewelry because he loved her so much. She would always wear the jewelry, but then it would mysteriously disappear after a few months. We suspect she was selling it, and basically using him. Also, we didn't think she stayed faithful to him, but he never listened. I guess she was off loving another man while my brother was unsuspectingly giving her jewelry that she could then sell. In other words, she's a bitch, and it's a good thing overall that she said no.

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lennelleong 33

i'm speechless. why stay together for 5 years when she didn't love him -ever?!

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dudeimmadoc 9

That is beyond messed up. What was she doing with him for five years then?

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rhcpgurl 18

Honestly I am hope this is fake its just heartbreaking for someone to be in a committed 5 year relationship and she never loved him?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

This should be his FML not yours.

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outoftown 26

The brother and his girlfriends are both drama queens with poor planning skills. So this might be still be a match. If so, please don't be in the wedding party, OP. You've suffered enough.

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Kohsagataga 6

I usually don't log-in much and I just read these for laughs because they are usually first world problems. This genuinely made me sad today. I really am sorry for the pain that your brother is going through, and I think any man who has his manhood crushed that hard would be unable to communicate at all for the next few days or weeks. Anyone saying didn't they talk about it, coming from personal experience, you never actually ever ask the other person, "Would you marry me at some point?"...you just ask, "Have you ever thought about being married before?" Sometimes yes to the second does not mean yes to the first. F*** His Life, I am really sad for that humiliating experience. Just be the sibling that has supported him and he'll hopefully get past it. He really needs to feel he is needed now more than ever.

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Imaginationn 6

Thats actially really sad. Poor guy probably just needs to cool off I wouldnt worry too much so soon

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lesley3r3 22

Maybe she was just embarrassed... hate to be asked so publicly

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Kohsagataga 6

Wouldn't she have said that as he got on one knee, like "Not know honey/dear/babe/idiot." Better to be an ass immediately than to be an ass in front of so many people. AND why say, "I never loved you!" That's too harsh for simple explosion from shyness factor.

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honeymoonroyale 20

He's apparently not missing out on much. I'm sure he wouldn't want to marry someone that immature.

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