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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By little nokken - 19/05/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML

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By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 22:00

Today, I drove my truck into the garage for a couple of minor repairs. It was returned on a flatbed with a blown engine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 11:56 - United States - Newburyport

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

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Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:24

Did you lose it or break it?

beaverteaser 16

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:30

time to go to ihop

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just16letters 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:03

OP, is your leg still attached to your body?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:22

Feel better!

IAmMe204 25

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:59

Wow it sounds like you lost your leg. I really hope that's not actually what happened and that you're ok.

numberswoman 14

Tuesday 8 July 2014 22:01

Are you going to be okay?

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 22:41

This needs a follow up.

zZLightZz 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:18

i want to know wtf happened to his leg

aimzskee 30

Wednesday 9 July 2014 3:24

You and me both!

LisaDay 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:04

I'm guessing the truck started rolling back towards him and hit him, possibly knocking him down and running over his leg.

avila_boy22 12

Tuesday 8 July 2014 22:52

Ouch, OP thats really bad, get better though

LisaDay 14

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:20

Broken down truck? Must've been a Chevy! ;)

Damafia 19

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:24

Obviously not if it's found on road dead.

LisaDay 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:59

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ;)

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 11 July 2014 19:19

Fix it again, Tony!

stargirl_95 24

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:23

Please tell me that you still have a leg. Even if it is broken

madskillz952 8

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:55

Was it amputated? I don't get it

LisaDay 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:00

I'm guessing the truck started rolling back towards him and hit him, possibly knocking him down and running over his leg.

phoenix1977 8

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:55

I'm just guessing here but pushing a truck uphill if you locked your knee your ACL quit on you it happened to me and it sucks big time

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