By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
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DA14573 6

You people are seriously ignorant if you think the OP was "off the road, texting, bad driver, etc." I've got news for you. Bambi doesn't just stand there and wait for you to hit her. It happens when Bambi panics, doesn't know where to go, and just picks a direction and runs. The deer can be on the left shoulder, decide to bolt from you -back across the road-. And the majority of deer are hit on rural roads with woods on each side. Sometimes the just come barreling out of the woods and you hit them, no notice. And for that matter, a lot of the time, you don't hit the deer. The deer hits you! As in, plowed into the side of the car. Had that happen once. Then factor in stuff like what time of the year it is, "the rut", etc. It's not uncommon for me to see 3-5 deer on the way home everynight. That many deer, high chance of impact. So go back to ambushing people with red paint and quit trolling the OP

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seadrick 2

**** dude, take up hunting. Rifles only, no expensive vehicles involved.

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nateshannon1 4

**** deer, grind some bar stock into spears and weld then to your bumper. not only will it look bad ass but it will solve you problem. oh and provide dinner for the fam. your welcome.

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country4life17 0

Sounds like someone needs a truck and a Road Armour front bumper/bush guard

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emilycv03 5

I saw a bear running on the opposite side of the road & it managed to run between 2 big trucks & ran into my tiny little escort :( Anyways hope you sprang for the full insurance on the rental

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