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By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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By HeSucks - 25/12/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

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By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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This is a low

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 17:08

Today, I hit a new low in my diet. There was a danish sitting on the table in the break room at work, and I wanted it. At the end of day, one of the guys threw it into the dumpster. Guess who just ate a dumpster danish. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 16 December 2011 12:02

Geez, you remind me of that chocolate guy from spongebob! CHOCOLATE!!!

KennKenn 0

Friday 16 December 2011 11:53

Buy him new ones. Or rewrap the box.

Comments

rattusrattus 18

Friday 16 December 2011 15:39

Look. We've all thought about eating chocolate we shouldn't. I've THOUGHT about eating gift chocolate at a time of stress. I didn't though, because they are presents. At least you've learnt something.

Wolvy_fml 3

Friday 16 December 2011 16:16

Nonono you're doing this all wrong. You buy him something he doesn't like, so when he opens it you just say' "oh, well then I guess if you don't want it......."

boardforlife 0

Friday 16 December 2011 16:27

Nah not cool I hope he dumps you if u don't get him Another gift

hateevryone 14

Friday 16 December 2011 16:29

guess you were hungry

aFreedom127 9

Friday 16 December 2011 16:42

Finish the chocolates and give him anal. He'll appreciate it much more.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 16 December 2011 16:45

Going by the comments, this lack of self control is normal and acceptable for females. Time for me to get a mess of chocolate and start trolling the middle schools and senior's homes.