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By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Geez, you remind me of that chocolate guy from spongebob! CHOCOLATE!!!

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KennKenn 0

Buy him new ones. Or rewrap the box.

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mintcar 9

Well at this point you might as well just finish it and buy him new ones.

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rulezdunmatter 12

Just remind yourself that most chocolates usually contain a few insect legs whenever you feel like eating some. Usually helps.

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Vball6 19

Doesn't help me! I love chocolate(:

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xknightlightx 2

Its abit scarey to think about lol reminds me of the chirimoya fruit i once had.. It was so ripe it had its own worms.. They jump too..0.o

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123josie123 11

Why is this an FML? Just finish them and buy new ones. Not really sure why you felt the urge to eat them in the first place tho.

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ZeDolphinator 7

Explain "caught myself." You mean your hand shot out subconsciously, unwrapped(?)/grabbed the chocolates, and you ate them for a while without even knowing what you'd been doing?

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myoukei 31

i gots you chocolate, but i ate it.... ;A;

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Enslaved 36

Ugh! You too? I need to go out and buy a few Terry's Milk Chocolate Orange Balls! Yummy!!

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Steve95401 49

The dark chocolate orange balls are even better.

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VDubbGrrl 4

I don't understand the big deal is. Almost every woman deals with huge chocolate cravings (and why wouldn't we when it releases endorphins) so she ate some chocolate that she had in the house....

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Hansemans 17

People can have a lot of cravings: borrowing money to buy a new car, skip a day of work just to have fun, have sex with the chick next door that does not want to, eating too much, get totally drunk and start fights with random people, whatever else. The difference between a human and an animal is that humans try to control their desires and animals don't.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

So you've controlled every single craving you've ever had then?

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Wheredidgrungego 12

I think you need to go to chocoholics anonymous. But you already took the first step: admitting you have a problem :)

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sucks2BEyouu 0

chocoholics anonymous? its not like we're hiding the fact that we're eating chocholate. everybody does it. it's perfectly fine in moderation. o.O

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kaykay20 0

The fact she ate what was suppose to be a present to someone else then to me she does have a problem.

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Hansemans 17

#49: I think agree with you: it is fine in moderation. But that also applies to alcohol, you know.

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abbybailey204 19

That's ok. Chocolate is the exception for everything

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MrIncredibleSME 3

Self control, discipline, decency- learn them. At least you realized what you were doing and took it as a wake-up call, now the only way you can go is up.

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