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It is tired of hauling your fat butt around.
That's not how it works silly.
Best way to get your car in shape!
Couldn't hit the breaks quickly enough? Shouldn't have missed leg day!
I can't hit 'That could've happened to me' because I never go anywhere near a gym
Gains, tho
I'm sorry, but hahaha! This is the best thing I've read all week! Hope you're okay tho.
That's one way to do it. Better than the alternative imo
I guess you could say your day just wasn't working out..... God damn my puns are delicious
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And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"
I love how this is in the Health category.