By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
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Tripartita 44

And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"

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Bonngoo 34

I love how this is in the Health category.

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kirby1964 20

It is tired of hauling your fat butt around.

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Rented_eyebrows 18

Couldn't hit the breaks quickly enough? Shouldn't have missed leg day!

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elk17 7

I can't hit 'That could've happened to me' because I never go anywhere near a gym

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bringmethesmiles 18

I'm sorry, but hahaha! This is the best thing I've read all week! Hope you're okay tho.

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chirstinap325 23

That's one way to do it. Better than the alternative imo

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dieders 24

I guess you could say your day just wasn't working out..... God damn my puns are delicious

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