Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant,...

By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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By mark - 05/03/2012 22:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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mas12806 24

Thursday 28 March 2019 23:12

Maybe she took your wallet, & was planning on doing a similar scam w/ this new guy

bloopaloop 27

Friday 29 March 2019 4:40

Be a better date. Part of that is finding better chicks

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mas12806 24

Thursday 28 March 2019 23:12

Maybe she took your wallet, & was planning on doing a similar scam w/ this new guy

bloopaloop 27

Friday 29 March 2019 4:40

Be a better date. Part of that is finding better chicks

tounces7 27

Friday 29 March 2019 5:03

She must have quite the appetite at least, that's for sure.

jk_waks 20

Friday 29 March 2019 8:19

It could have been just a friend she decided to meet to discuss her date with you? Just a positive approach! May be?

abfab5300 13

Friday 29 March 2019 9:31

Maybe she found out how you think restaurant is spelled and ran :P

stormy0307 16

Friday 29 March 2019 13:18

I once went to a girls house to pick her up for a date, her mom answered the door and said she wasn’t home. Thinking I had been ghosted I went to leave, but as I turned another car pulled up and my date got out of that car and stood next to mine. Turns out she was being dropped off from a breakfast date with this other guy, barely made it home in time for me to take her on a lunch date...