Miscellaneous: Today, I introduced a charming American girl to the local gastronomy.... - FML

By nabulio - 24/03/2012 11:16 - Argentina - Federal

Today, I introduced a charming American girl to the local gastronomy. She said the wine was good but tingled slightly. It was Whisky-Cola. FML

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HyperTek 16

Thursday 26 May 2016 10:13

I think I'm missing something

tranced_ 45

Thursday 26 May 2016 10:20

I just realized we could use "it was good but tingled slightly" phrase to describe any sorta drink and get away with it like a pro ..

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xrudeboyrock 29

Monday 30 May 2016 6:26

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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