Sex, Awkward, Parents and Intimacy: Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father....

By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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Love and threats

By soontobedumped - 15/01/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML

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By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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Friday 8 February 2013 15:59

Your boyfriend is a legend.

NeDaroft 5

Friday 8 February 2013 16:03

So when's the funeral?

Comments

xRezSynn 15

Friday 8 February 2013 18:25

Is he ok now?

farewellthebeast 8

Friday 8 February 2013 18:37

Quick someone contact the director and writers of American Pie we've got our selves an opening scene.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 8 February 2013 18:41

Depends on what you use them for, I guess. I'm terrible at golfing with my guns, and don't get me started about darts.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 8 February 2013 18:45

Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix

kat33_fml 7

Friday 8 February 2013 18:49

Don't worry mine said if they found out I was sexually active and I "embarrassed our family" they would disown me. But yes my mom told me the same.

cgguardian 17

Friday 8 February 2013 19:03

Such a classy gentleman...or parts of a gentleman, now~

perdix 29

Friday 8 February 2013 19:10

Is your dad overprotective or does he realize that you are a Trouble Magnet?

Kkkdawg 27

Friday 8 February 2013 19:51

I'm thinking, or rather hoping, that his nerves got the best of him and he just kinda blurted it out. Hopefully he corrected himself. If OPs dad is intimidating, I could see the bf being super nervous and saying something stupid.