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Damn Alan, I'd love to meet you. Sadly, I'm in Canada. :(
My dad pretty much said the same thing.. But said get out while you can.. I'm sure your dad was just mucking around.. My boyfriend freaked out when my dad said it.. But 3 years later and we are still together :)
Or say, "I know but she'll suck anything" ( make sure to give him the Creep McCreeperson wink)
wow, what a douche. my ex's dad was similar
Doesn't matter had secks! If you hadn't made it that far then I just made myself look like a dumbass.
i did ;) and you have a steak in your avatar....you're anything but a dumbass
Foreshadow?
on the bright side, at least he doesn't have a gun collection to display?
Cool sounds like a good date
Isn't he insulting his daughter there?
Good job noticing the obvious!(:
Confucius says...
Egg mcmuffins are the shit
Sounds like your dad has a sense of humor to me...
tell him: you're an idiot for conceive me
my english is very bad so I did not understand :(
Lost in translation, I see where you were goin with it though! Thumbs up from me :)
hell, in russian it was funny but my brain is too small to express it properly
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My dad pretty much said the same thing.. But said get out while you can.. I'm sure your dad was just mucking around.. My boyfriend freaked out when my dad said it.. But 3 years later and we are still together :)
Damn Alan, I'd love to meet you. Sadly, I'm in Canada. :(