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Legend, keeper, idiot, Mr. Large balls, more guts than cents. All of the above. Just glad it is not my daughter.
And this is why my daughter isn't dating until she's 18. Maybe 30.
Yea that just means she won't tell u
Surgeons probably know best how to kill and make it look like a medical problem.
80- I can picture it now! Doc asks, "would you like to see my antique surgery kit? >takes bf into side room to show him >holds up antique scalpel, showing it >"ya know, I'm a trauma surgeon, but I know how to do a dick-ectomy..." >glares seriously at bf >boyfriend runs away screaming >no one dares to date DocBastard's daughter again >(his)fw everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
80, She can start dating girls, you know.
Yea, but I don't see a girl getting his daughter preggo anytime soon..
122, so if there's no chance of pregnancy (infertile/sterile male partner, or female partner), f***ing her brains out is okay with her dad? Somehow I think this is a strange logic.
Yes, I said my daughters wouldn't date until they were 18 either, but my oldest had a boyfriend at 16, but could only go on double dates, my youngest didn't have a boyfriend until she was 18, she's picky and knows boys only want one thing. That being said, they were good girls, didn't end up pregnant or on drugs, and both fixing to graduate from college. So letting them date is not so bad, but with restrictions.
153, I always thought overprotective parents were afraid that some a****le would corrupt their "cute little girl/princess", regardless of partner's gender. It turns out that some of them are simply afraid of pregnancy.... but apparently won't even care if their daughter starts sleeping around a lot, as long as there's zero chance of pregnancy... I guess I learned something new (and possibly terrifying) today. Good luck with your mother.
Or in 50 mini body bags.
Two men enter...one man leaves. Winner gets to be the protector of OP.
26 sandwich bags to be more precise.
I think OPs and her Boyfriend's age are gonna be a huge factor in this. if he was older he very well may have said it as an ice breaker in which case bravo.. but I read it as a little punk kid trying to be a smartass in which case the kid needed to be smacked. Totally disrespectful if he is the latter and not the former
Speaking as a dad, I'd be digging a hole right now. And working out an alibi. Gotta admire his courage, though!
Also speaking as a father, if the boyfriend is 18 or older, I'll be introducing him to the hole I have dug in the back 40 at gunpoint. If he's younger, I'll just slap him on the back an say, "that's funny, kid, wanna go for a walk?" In either case, boyfriend will be among the missing.
so awesome, I wouldn't want my boyfriend to say that to my father but epic
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Your boyfriend is a legend.
So when's the funeral?