By SerendipityRose - 13/09/2012 17:03 - United States - San Jose

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML
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SerendipityRose 26

He didn't actually show him specifically, TJ had his shirt off at the house & my little brother saw his back... He asked what happened & said that TJ got his butt kicked by a girl. It was a harmless joke & look where it got us. So mortifying...

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DocBastard 38

You should see what your foot can do to his ass after dinner.

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stitesy29 18

Maybe you'd feel better if you apologize and offer to pay for the damage

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obsydian_fml 3

The plot twist is, it wasn't her nails that did it.

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gallopinghorses 3

Cool story, don't care.

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Swampfox0038 3

Just a back scratch shouldn't be bringing up any confusion; or....

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Nanael_fml 4

I think what everyone means when they say "How did he know that" is.... At what point during this night out to dinner did your boyfriend take his shirt off??

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Needafarm 22

OP must really have claws or have a salon sharpen those talons up. WTF? I grew my nails out once and the most that happens is his back has red lines for a couple hours.

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agonydrum 7

Kinky sex is the best, it rhymes if you don't think about it

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rosesong2494 3

I'm sorry for your embarrassment, but to be perfectly honest, that's hilarious!! I started cracking up at my screen. Hehehe :D

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mowmowlife 21

I understand this FML, but I'm a little confused as to why the kid got punished for it. Did he say it in such a way that he knew it was risque, and that OP wasn't beating her boyfriend? It seems to me that a ten year old would be happy to pipe up about another injury he knew about, not making a correlation with sex.

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captain__jj 5

Obviously the kid doesn't know they were from sex, but OP's parents probably would, hence why OP is mad. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want someone to go telling my parents I scratched up my boyfriend in bed.

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mowmowlife 21

Yes. Her comments also say that her brother was punished extensively, and I just don't see why that's fair in the event he didn't know what it was he was saying.

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