By SerendipityRose - 13/09/2012 17:03 - United States - San Jose

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML
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SerendipityRose 26

He didn't actually show him specifically, TJ had his shirt off at the house & my little brother saw his back... He asked what happened & said that TJ got his butt kicked by a girl. It was a harmless joke & look where it got us. So mortifying...

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DocBastard 38

You should see what your foot can do to his ass after dinner.

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flockz 19

the boyfriend has been having some muscle pain in his back from bending over backwards trying to please OP and needed some deep muscle therapy. OP realised that accupuncture would be the perfect solution, especially since she was a professional accupuncturist. but due to the economic crisis, OP had to use nails instead of those expensive needles and then the innocent 10 year old noticed the effects of the nails.... or it was scratch marks from a heated sex session. take your pick.

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holyshitbatman 20

out of the mouths of children :)

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olpally 32

Somebody got caught doing the dirty dirty... Hahaha.. 10 year olds speak the truth! :D

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Metallica36176 16

Well, if that IS the case, at least your boyfriends doing his job. ;)

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braddah112233 1

Kids say the darnedest things

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musicmaniac0099 0

How would your brother know that in the first place?

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keven501 12

He should see what the nails are going to do to him.

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