By polluxdc - 10/01/2014 08:20 - United States - Portland

Today, I joked with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facility where I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth. Without batting an eye, she responded that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML
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OP here. Yeah, I was joking, they aren't always the most sophisticated of jokes, but it gives one a sense of where the kid may or may not be coming from. The kid, unfortunately, was not joking, and I had to explain a few things to her. Thanx for the comments. For those of you who said stop joking around and do your job...it'd be a mighty dreary place if there was no humor (lame as it may or may not be). It IS a portion of our job. This post was mostly meant as a, "f" all our lives if this is what the future holds.

Comments

This is more of an F Our Species really.

perdix 29

Tell her that will only work if she eats a toothbrush as well :D

Was she convicted of infectious stupidity? I think she'll be back there quite a few times.

Things like this make me believe that "Idiocracy" is actually a documentation is disguise.

BradTheBrony 19

Documentary, not documentation. Or... wait... did you just...? Nah, you just ****** up.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is the future of America!

Man, I hope that kid is put up for adoption.

What do you expect she's pregnant and in juvie