By JiggaJayZ - 29/10/2012 18:10 - United States

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

Nope she's prego. Broken condom. And we even took a morning after and that didn't work so yeah FML

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Top comments

Skinwalker131 5

It's not completely her fault. It takes two to tango.

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krad204 21

Wrap it before you tap it! Why would anyone have a half birthday?

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Comments

Quimpo 14

You should take that as a blessing bro

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jtrazor 3

Wtf is a half birthday? You deserve it just because you think half birthdays are important jackass

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love_j_l_h 2

Haha, thats like what happened with my sister,, "how are you" I say.. Her answer.. "pregnent.." she was also serious

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Special_Psycho 8

Be happy dude! You're gonna be a dad! And it could be worse, it could be--nope. Not gonna say it if you don't want kids. And remember, she can get an abortion if neither of you want the kid.

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snafu63 0

You deserve it for expecting a gift on your half birthday. The only people that should ever celebrate a half birthday are kids who's birthdays are during the summer. You child.

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bloog510 6

Okay all of you who are saying he's an ass for expecting a gift for his half b-day are all dumb asses because he said that he "JOKINGLY asked"!

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natsaysheyyy 16

Uhhm, a child is a gift, you sick *****.

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marcranger 28

Maybe, but to some people, it could be like getting the "gift" of a car when you don't have a driver's license, can't afford insurance, and didn't want one anyway because you find your life is simpler and more fulfilling without it.

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xRezSynn 15

Is what happens when you miss a health class, or you're just ignorant.

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WWstar 9

oh that's bad. but best of luck with that

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