Kids: Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my... - FML

By JiggaJayZ - 29/10/2012 18:10 - United States

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML

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JiggaJayZ 16

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:06

Nope she's prego. Broken condom. And we even took a morning after and that didn't work so yeah FML

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Skinwalker131 5

Monday 29 October 2012 22:41

It's not completely her fault. It takes two to tango.

krad204 21

Monday 29 October 2012 22:41

Wrap it before you tap it! Why would anyone have a half birthday?

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Finola7 16

Friday 15 March 2013 16:06

What on earth is a 'half birthday'?

callie06 6

Monday 18 March 2013 9:32

I don't know why everyone is assuming he 'celebrates' his half birthday. I imagine he noticed the date and said something like 'hey, it's my half birthday! What'd you get me?' and didn't expect an answer. That hardly means he was celebrating it.

sugarbear0727 19

Friday 29 March 2013 22:29

Sucks that you're only 18, but I know a few people who were young parents, and they are doing great (: just keep your head up. And a broken condom is never fun. :/

mkcherry 14

Sunday 14 April 2013 18:04

At least it wasn't your real birthday, I cant imagine crap news like hearing about a kid you don't want on your birthday. Hopefully it works out for you.

forever_tinaa 4

Tuesday 23 July 2013 9:48

congratulation!

Banannabelle 5

Wednesday 9 April 2014 5:35

In the ghetto on a cold and gray Chicago morning another little baby is born in the ghettooo

xbaconator9000x 16

Friday 17 July 2015 21:14

YAY! Congrats!

rupertajm90 15

Tuesday 22 December 2015 18:53

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