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You should ba a salesman!
I'm not sure what baa'ing a salesman is, but I don't think sheep are in high demand right now. Besides, that would be pulling the wool over people's eyes.
MITM, stop with the sheepish comments will ya!
Come on guys, wool you please stop with the annoying puns?
87- If you don't like puns, get out. FML commentators use lots of puns.
And then i just realized that was a pun, sorry!
What an amazingly well thought out comment
I'm with #1 - sounds like you could sell anything! (Or your gf is stupid - there's that too)
31-Is that what you consider being "butt hurt"? While I agree that the whole "waste of comment space" thing is BS, as it isn't stopping anyone from commenting, he could've easily replied instead. Although it could've been an accidental post instead of a reply. Which is forgivable. For now.
Why does everyone hate on Wyoming? Is it seriously that insignificant that people can be convinced its not real??
Nobody hate Wyoming no one does anything there. What i'll never get is why TV shows, and other media hates Wisconsin
#22, because they are jealous of your great cheese and beer and Harleys. Also, you spend too much time apologizing for how harsh your winters are, and not enough time bragging about how fantastic your summers are. The entire American South should move to Wisconsin from June through September, at least. Summer in Wisconsin is magnificent!
i hate summer it's to ******* humid
#30, I spent the past two summers in Wisconsin. (Waukesha which is only about 15 miles from Milwaukee) I found the weather to be delightful and not terribly humid at all. Considering I spent the previous 30 summers in Houston, my built-in hygrometer may be set a little differently than yours ;)
Wyoming gets no respect people would rather talk about Wisconsin
Ya probably, ive always loved winter but just sometimes Wisconsin is just to dam hot
51- Did you just use Wisconsin and hot in the same sentence? I didn't know that was possible....
No one likes Wyoming because the only things to do there is get into drugs and get knocked up at a young age. That's all I ever hear about when I'm there.
The state that absolutely NOBODY cares about is Montana. And that's not mentioned on this thread because nobody cares enough to mention it.
No one believes me? Go to Rock Springs. I spend a month there every year and I hate every bit of it. It's a shit hole.
Be there to meet you for dinner? @107
Great falls, reporting in. **** Chicago, we're the real Windy City.
Try spending summers in humid south Louisiana...then we can talk. Till then you don't know what your talking about.
The cruelest thing you can do to fools is prank them. She obviously doesn't have the mental capacity to disbelieve you.
You could totally be like the dude from the invention of the lie. Tell her you can't lie and she would be like putty in your hands. Not saying it is morally correct, but then again, my moral compass points at the ground...
I once convinced a girl that there were no birds in France, and that if you ever see a bird there, it's imported. She had won a prize for academic achievement...
"I sued Verizon 'Cause I get all depressed Any time my cell phone is roaming I sued Colorado 'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much Like Wyoming " Weird Al
That's what you get for hating Taco Bell.
Oh look, it says gullible on the ceiling.
It does??
Your icon and your comment fit so well.
... Hmm, so it doe-aww shit you stole my lungs.
Way to go mr. Whale ninja poop.
You mean it does exist?
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You should ba a salesman!
The cruelest thing you can do to fools is prank them. She obviously doesn't have the mental capacity to disbelieve you.