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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By timon_n_pumbaa - 11/01/2020 09:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML

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By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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Not a night owl

By Fail - 04/02/2023 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML

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Lonely

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

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Why hello there...

By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By haunted - 23/10/2015 20:41 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

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xRegretItAll 3

Friday 6 May 2011 8:55

At least no one saw that.. (:

Isabel312 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:54

awe. I'm sorry. maybe just a habit. I do it too.

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marinus_fml 19

Friday 6 May 2011 9:11

Well could you imagine how awkward it would have been if you did walk in on someone? :O

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Friday 6 May 2011 9:14

failtacular!

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 6 May 2011 9:15

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. Somebody WAS in the bathroom. FML

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 6 May 2011 12:27

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Krista835 5

Friday 6 May 2011 9:16

Not really an FML just kinda like a silly thing to do kind of thing..

BamBarBiYaKergud 2

Friday 6 May 2011 9:18

who was it? raches? looooool

WOODYfromthaBAY 0

Friday 6 May 2011 9:23

omg! your life is for sure f'd. we all have done somethin like that at some point. if your life is f'd, all our lives are f'd.

LuckyLogic 0

Friday 6 May 2011 9:32

hey it's a good policy what if a hobo snuck in.

BigKatt 1

Friday 6 May 2011 9:43

looking for a roommate?

mack_the_knife 3

Friday 6 May 2011 9:46

Imaginary friend moved in?

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Friday 6 May 2011 9:52

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