Kids and Transportation: The disrespect!

The disrespect!

By squeezable - 19/06/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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Dared

By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 02:01

Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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You deserved it 5 155

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML

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It's not me

By LDF - 25/12/2008 10:30 - France

Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML

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You deserved it 2 022

By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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You deserved it 3 742

By Whyudodis - 01/10/2016 07:18 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML

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You deserved it 892

Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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You deserved it 13 105

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 6 388

By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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Doorhandle57 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:17

Hahaha what a cute little girl!

LLBH 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

LMAOOO ahaha maybe she was wondering wat they felt like ?:S

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1bored 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:15

Jaja lmfao thats hilarious

chiddy_bang71 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:07

jaja?

jbloogle 10

Friday 9 March 2012 15:51

Hispanics say that instead of saying haha

IceCream53423 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:16

Don't hug strangers? Still that's tiny

kaprookie 3

Tuesday 14 December 2010 21:30

Yeah OP thats not a comforting thing, its a felony

Doorhandle57 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:17

Hahaha what a cute little girl!

rubyliu8420 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:40

Is your name door handle cuz everyone gets a turn?

LLBH 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

LMAOOO ahaha maybe she was wondering wat they felt like ?:S

ghostmanonfirst 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:24

if you didn't have them, no fml. therefore, ydi.

fuzzybrownbear 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:01

That is a bad reason to say for YDI

armageddillo 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:05

agreed, not everyone is in perfect shape, terrible YDI reason.

chiddy_bang71 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:09

don't feed the trolls.

exile529 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:24

hahah, kids are funny =)

famouslove 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:25

ROFL. :)

KumoFF7 3

Friday 19 June 2009 23:25

LMAO

ncochrum 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:25

It's probably something her parents to do her to make her laugh

redbluegreen 40

Friday 19 June 2009 23:26

Someone's gonna have troubles gettin' some when they're older.

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The disrespect!

Same thing different taste

Dared

It's not me

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