Don't worry OP, I can't swim to save my life... Although that might be because I have an extreme fear of holding my breath underwater. I do plan to try to get over the fear in a few years and learn how to swim, but I'm already in my early twenties, so your not alone :)

Better to be mocked by little kids now than drown.

Maybe you could ask for some 'personal' lessons. ;)

By jove! Back in my day, we worked for everything we did, unlike kids today with their iphones and ipads and ipools. That's the trouble with kids these days. Just waiting for everything to be done for them, includin' their there a swimmin'. Well, that's not how you're going to learn how to swim, by golly gosh darn. You got to get in the water n' flail your arms about and doggie paddle till ya stay afloat. Waitin' for yer mommy to drag you through the water so you don't have to exert yourself, are ya, lazy bones? Your darn tootin' things we had sense enough to swim by ourselves in my generation! Even in an icy pond below zero degrees too, you betcha!

Lol same exact thing happened to me it sucks

Could be a good thing if ya know what I mean(: lol

so I read this and couldn't stop laughing ????

ask her for a private lesson ;-)

@106: ...and use of the word crush is by no means exclusive to teenagers. I echo one of the above comments. Complain to her about the little brats peeing in the pool and ask for private lessons!

In the words of the legendary Maynard James Keenan... "Learn to swim." Gotta love tool.