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By oww - 09/03/2010 11:14 - United States

Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML

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By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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RAWK N ROLL!!!

By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By SebastianCT - 19/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

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astro_plastic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:07

That's what you get for being a Jonas Brother.

anela_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:06

didn't watch Jack black do that in school of rock eh

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UnicornsDoExist 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:16

if you were hot, they would have caught you.

FruityLoooons 8

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:56

Dude, seriously? You're lame.

trackrunner00008 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:32

I bet your fat

wethequeens123 1

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:34

lmao loser fyl

Wolfex999 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:19

lol, you know your popular when...

resifreak 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:42

no.. not fyl because that was a rip off from GH3 which says on the loading screen "don't stage dive unless you know they are going to catch you"

blahblahblah0236 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:53

why did you fall off anyway?

sheltielov3r 3

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:07

lol mean girls!!

xokaitlyn94x3 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:59

fail, your a moron. UFO

Frank155 5

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:08

YDI for thinking that you're a Rock Star

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