Intimacy, Sex and Fantasy: Batman ruins another relationship

Batman ruins another relationship

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 11:01

Today, my girlfriend asked what my sexual fantasy was, and I said Catwoman. She got disgusted at me, because according to her, Catwoman is 15 years-old or something. Turns out she has only seen Gotham, featuring Catgirl as a teenager, and not the grown-up Halle Berry version I was talking about. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By whatever - 23/03/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

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SCREAM!

By nah - 10/03/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my horror movie-obsessed girlfriend hit a new level of crazy when she asked me to dress up as Ghostface during sex. FML

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It is weird

By huh? - 28/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, my wife called me a pervert and a degenerate for lusting after a teenage girl. I’d found some old pictures from high school and remarked about how sexy she’s always been. It was her I was talking about. I said she’d always been attractive, but liking her as a teen is now weird I guess. FML

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Joker brain

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 21:48 - United States - Round Lake

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML

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Creepy thing to do, for sure

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 16:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

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By roberto - 12/11/2010 23:48 - Brazil

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

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By maybe if i was paid like them i would - 14/08/2015 22:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML

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Heli0Sphere 2

Friday 24 December 2021 14:40

Halley Barry? FTS. Michelle Pfeiffer is the only cat woman.

The_Real_Cvh 10

Friday 24 December 2021 15:22

Halle Berry? If she’s that upset I think she knows exactly which version of CatWoman you like.

Comments

Heli0Sphere 2

Friday 24 December 2021 14:40

Halley Barry? FTS. Michelle Pfeiffer is the only cat woman.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 December 2021 16:04

No, Julie Newmar and Eartha Kitt (and even briefly, Lee Meriwether) are possible Catwoman fantasies.

The_Real_Cvh 10

Friday 24 December 2021 15:22

Halle Berry? If she’s that upset I think she knows exactly which version of CatWoman you like.

1known 30

Friday 24 December 2021 17:44

You’re lucky she hasn’t seen the Halle Berry version. It was, hands down, the worst live Catwoman ever.

cacheson 41

Friday 24 December 2021 21:56

Sounds like it’s time to enlighten her with a movie night.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 25 December 2021 2:34

I think this has to be a YDI cause of course she never watched the Catwoman movie. No one did.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 25 December 2021 5:03

You said CatWOMAN, not CatGIRL. And honestly, who hasn't heard of Catwoman as an adult? She's portrayed as such in literally everything except apparently the Gotham series.