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By oww - 09/03/2010 11:14 - United States

Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML
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astro_plastic 0

That's what you get for being a Jonas Brother.

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anela_fml 0

didn't watch Jack black do that in school of rock eh

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deathartisan 0

#47. your not quite correct there. if you get te people to agree at an actuall concert. they will normally catch you for your crowd surfing

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Ecnassianer 0

Obviously OP didn't get the memo :P

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kazumaslayer666 3

maybe he was playing rockband and heard the crowd cheer dove head first into the tv. head first and broke his collar bone and his new tv!

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deathartisan 0

haha. very true. but i've done similar. only difference. I was pulled from the stage by an ex gf. lost a guitar from it too

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supremelyf_ed 0

You generally shouldn't attempt crowd-surfing if there isn't a crowd...imo...

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KurouTenshi 0

and he had the Courage to try. all he needs now is to implement some Power into his metal!!

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GermanySucks 0

I'm pretty confident you should keep trying anyways....and eventually....someone might care..

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KurouTenshi 0

I'm the only member of the band that isn't gay.

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trip86 0

Today, I provided yet more evidence why Darwin's selection of the fittest should not be tampered with. TDI!

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