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By Twinner - 20/10/2009 19:03 - Canada

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Mia - 28/07/2013 06:18 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By Soon to be felon - 03/07/2023 22:00

Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML

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By Notabum - 31/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML

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Science, bitch!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML

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By Arrested - 25/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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By beekeke45 - 25/06/2011 13:39 - United States

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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letthemxeatcake 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:09

Sucks to have an evil twin, doesn't it?

14hatemachine 2

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:10

and next you'll be calling each other ugly haha.

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atishe24 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 10:53

Troll twin! :D

kittySplash 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:00

Wow I'm a triplet it's worse

thomash43 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:56

Lol smart idea

austinnicole 3

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:01

I'd kill my twin sister if she ever did that to me , if I was you I'd make him pay for it

MyNameIsViet 15

Saturday 25 August 2012 14:59

Or hot. That'd just be weird haha.

doglover100 28

Friday 9 November 2012 23:33

I'd kill my twin if I had one and they did that to me.

Shazam25 7

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:08

This is the kind of stuff my twin and I would pull. Always hilarious!

wunderfuck 10

Friday 4 April 2014 19:12

Oh shit I gotta do this to mine cx

maggielove404 4

Friday 18 April 2014 2:27

I'm a twin too!!!

v8nick97 11

Tuesday 24 June 2014 15:52

I keep mine on me at all times just because. How did he get it?

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