By Good choice cat - 24/02/2014 19:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
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smithv171 17

close the door to you room and keep the cat out! That's what I have to do too :) or take meds

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PainOfDemise 11

Maybe the cat knows and it hates you most of all.

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dancinwookie 21

She picked her human, deal with it! Lol!

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Taolan 23

Cats only like two kinds of people: Cat lovers and people who are allergic to cats.

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Electricsoap 2

she secretly despises you, but acts like she likes you because it's bad for you

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TnAman 1

Drive the cats far away then go back without them

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chocolahtenuvo 1

Why would your family get a cat when they know ur allergic?

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Obacooba 14

See, it doesn't really love you. It's just pretending so you get sick.

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insaneblackninja 3

Put 2,000 people in a room, and a cat will always be able to pick out, and gravitate to, the one who's allergic. It's a kitty superpower.

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mookiemookie01 24

Cover the areas you don't want it to be with citrus. vinegar, deodorant. Any potent smell. They can't handle that stuff so maybe you can lessen the areas it comes into contact with you.

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