By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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drybamboo 0

That was a bit selfish of you. There are such things as allergy medicine. To some people, their pets are like their children. And for you to make such an ultimatum is an asshole move. Good job.

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jesslackszazz 0

To be honest, i'd choose the cat as well.

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Bl4ck_1c3 2

did you not notice he was alergic to his girlfriends pussy?

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Stupid they always chose the cat YDI never ask a me or the cat or anything else.

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love_lucy 0

but why would she choose you over her pet? you wouldnt be abandoned alone on the street if she hadnt picked you; the cat would sorry about the breakup though

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Macromartyr 3

You still can't expect someone to give up their pet for you. Pets are family, I would have ditched you.

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Macromartyr 3

Jeez I read too many FML if I come across my old comments...

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cupcakechick 17

because they've been together for 2 years

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jesslackszazz 0

To be honest, i'd choose the cat as well.

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rcd622 0

dude what were u hoping for u ever think that you just dont go to her house? YDI!

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DarkSaul 20

How the **** he deserve it

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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

They might live together? :o

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SpamPam 18

By trying to make her choose over what she loves

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ladyx_fml 0

my ex did the same thing...we were together for over 4 years. he had the cat for a year and a half.

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drybamboo 0

That was a bit selfish of you. There are such things as allergy medicine. To some people, their pets are like their children. And for you to make such an ultimatum is an asshole move. Good job.

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jpsullivan 36

I'm horribly allergic to cats and there are ways around it. Giving her an ultimatum like that is just emotionally abusive.

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StolenKnight 7

I have severe cat allergies and I have tried every medicine in the book but it's still unbearable any time I'm near a cat I can't see and can hardly breathe, so I'm on the OP's side 100%

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KrazyKatz3 26

If I take allergy medicine and my inhaler I'm okay. There was a better way to approach that

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marz88 0

Never make a woman choose between her pet and you. You never win

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natsaysheyyy 16

That is TRUE. I'd pick my dog every time.

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summerguy97 16

Never make ANYONE an ultimatum regarding their pets.

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Freudian_Slip 0

If she left you for a cat she wasn't worth it IMO.

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Tehalon 0

If i had to chose besides a cat and a girl because the girl wants me to then i pick the cat even if im allergic to cats! YDI for making her chose you selfish bastard!

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DarkSaul 20

How he is being selfish you douche he is allergic to cat

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JackTheRipper_fml 0

i would haven chosen that cat too if my boy friend was a pussy

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