Transportation: Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't...

By longdrive - 14/10/2014 05:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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Road trip

By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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U-turn

By jaimie - 19/03/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

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By kennyjhynes - 23/06/2014 13:56 - United States

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

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By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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Masked Singer

By ted_the_interpreter - 22/11/2020 05:03 - United States - Corona

Today, I was in a video conference with my coworkers. They started arguing so much that I decided to turn off my video and started chanting ,"Let it be over, let it be over... Let me go!" The boss finally stoped everybody to comment, "We can hear you." I hadn't turned my mic off. FML

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That Monday morning feeling

By Carmen - 09/03/2020 15:00

Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML

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Driving me mad

By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

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You deserved it 12 726

Make it stop

By ughhhh - 10/11/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML

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Don't drink and drive

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 10:00

Today, after 7 hours of driving, I begged my wife to take over for the last 3 hours. She pulled out a flask and took a long swig, then smirked at me. I drove the rest of the way. FML

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catswithhats 13

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

Feel sorry for you, I do.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50

Bet you wish you were Solo?.

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GeneralDerp 5

Tuesday 14 October 2014 22:32

At least they weren't trying to do badly done wookie noises for the whole trip.

Zestus 19

Tuesday 14 October 2014 22:52

"oh i thought it was aspergers or something"

ThepurpleCow 19

Wednesday 15 October 2014 0:38

Yoda better get some new friends.

ELoni_fml 25

Wednesday 15 October 2014 0:56

Friends with them I would like to be

WadeNickerson 16

Wednesday 15 October 2014 1:36

Sounds like a good time to me

BasedComment 15

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:18

The force is strong in them.

YellowKettleBell 31

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:38

Do a "talk to the Vulcan hand" sign.

moldypickles 29

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:57

Jealous, I am.

delamer 8

Wednesday 15 October 2014 9:05

Penny, is that you?

momac86 17

Wednesday 15 October 2014 9:44

Make the best of it, you should

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