Miscellaneous: Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been...

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 23:38 - Canada

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:37

YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.

fnool 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:42

I wish people would stop saying "itouch".

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hotstuff81 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:56

All you people out there it can be called an ITOUCH or an iPod TOUCH, or what ever you want to call it. Just chill out you *****.

divineinstrument 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:07

well said hotstuff! And why does the comment section of every FML end up being some stupid argument over words? It doesn't really matter whether the OP calls it an iPod Touch or an iTouch. Most people recognise that they mean the same thing, even if the second one sounds like a sex toy But yeah, the OP's still an idiot for leaving it outside. I don't see what reason anyone could have for leaving something that expensive just lying outside, unless they enjoy being robbed

kaaz_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:34

Absentminded. Happens to everyone.

Bag3l 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:09

No I have an "iTouch".

audereyy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:22

your pretty lucky to have a drought for 3 weeks in texas! we've had rain/clouds for the past 3 weeks up in the northeast. only 2 sunny days or so. :|

albinoninja 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:31

Stop calling it an itouch, it's not what it was ment to be called, if apple wanted it to be called an itouch they would advertise and mark it as an itouch instead of "the iPod touch" Itouch is just a gay name ppl made up for it bc they are to lazy to actually say iPod touch....

z0mb13 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:33

#17, #38, #42: Apple named it the iPod Touch. I have one, I know what it is. YDI for being that careless, I keep mine with me wherever I go. I hate it when people call them Itouch because it isn't one, I say, " no, that's trademarked by Michael Jackson silly!" they have no sense of humor: "what.........really? Oooooh!" what retards. I know that joke is cruel but I don't give a shit. Dude, you didn't obviously deserve to even OWN an iPod Touch, because you lost it possibly the same day you bought it, and you don't even know what it is called.