Transportation: Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so...

By Cheech - 29/06/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML

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By YYY - 29/05/2019 18:00

Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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By Ali - 07/07/2012 20:23 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

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By Ashley - 12/07/2012 00:02 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By BonGoWash - 07/02/2013 14:45 - United States - Bronxville

Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML

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By Need Clothes Now - 21/09/2014 15:51 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By titov - 10/01/2009 14:41 - France

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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beckacloth 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:12

how can your just throw things in a bag for TWO MONTHS?

Laci_Laine 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:05

Not sure how u could do that. I always make a list and double check that I have everything when I pack. Obviously not everyone makes a list but you'd think you would at least look at what u put in your suitcase...

Comments

namailux3 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:38

maybee go on a diet and loose weight then u could fit ?????????

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 15:34

Two things. Pack ahead of time. And don't put those next to each other.

Snuwishuhad 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:08

Don't complain about your careless stupidity on FML, that isn't funny to most people. Also, you probably shouldn't have kids, had this situation involved your child and a plastic doll.....

kukopia 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:10

FYL for being such a loser that you post a FML on your first day of a 2 month vacation. Fail at packing. Fail at vacationing. Fail at life.

Snuwishuhad 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:37

hahahaha so good.

spamky 7

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:47

If you're going on a 2 month trip you're probably going to be doing laundry at some point first of all, and second why not pack a day or 2 before you leave so that you know you're ready when it's time to leave.