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By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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Hard to bare

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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Not so sneaky

By Felicity - 11/09/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML

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Stalkerish

By Anonymous - 15/04/2025 09:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML

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This needs clarification

By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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And I oop

By ellesworth - 01/09/2017 23:15

Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 357

Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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You deserved it 709

kaprookie 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 12:16

Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)

NoNotTheFace 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 13:11

I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.

Comments

BieberFever21 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:26

Happened to me too , except other people didn't see it beause I had to literally tackle them for it /:

acre1996 1

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:04

Other people wouldn't care cuzz the guy you like is Justin bieber tons of ppl have him on their phone

Miss_Attitude96 24

Monday 10 October 2011 12:43

Justin Beiber is hated by most Americans, myself included.

acre1996 1

Monday 10 October 2011 13:58

I totally agree and I'm Canadian but most of girls and school and my sister have him on their phone

charlotte100 2

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:39

Something that'd happen to me to be honest.

hateevryone 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:55

creepy, but sweet

_Oblivion_ 12

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:00

or hide it?

alival 12

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:04

He prob thought u were flirting!

nerdy96birdy 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:28

That's incredibly stakerish. Poor guy!

shortrevolution 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:34

Sounds like something I would do...

Enslaved 36

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:42

Tell him you were playing a funny game with him and football season inspired you to tackle him. Now, decide what your next position will be. Tight End or Wide Receiver?

theonlysweetpea 10

Sunday 9 October 2011 16:43

I agree with LadyLexi. Having a picture of him isn't bad or stalkerish. It's just crush worthy. Having him see it might go bad so she did what she had to do. If he really gets bent out of shape over it then he's not a real man