Transportation: Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't...

By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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fernando1980 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

you totally deserve this one. you probably knew he is a douchebag and you let him drive your car anyways. he doesn't have a licence for a reason !!!!

allard 14

Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

First.. YDI you silly bitch

Comments

FlyingDutchmen60 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:12

What, are you his mom?

johnny_doe 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:28

This is made even better by the fact that the OP is likely to be held accountable for the hit-and-run charge, as her boyfriend will most likely do everything in his power to avoid taking responsibility for his actions, and it's unlikely that the other car managed to get his description beyond his license plate number. OP, you'd better pray that your boyfriend didn't hurt anybody in the crash, because if he did, you're probably facing felony charges.

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:30

You don't deserve to live.

abradant_spoon 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:41

you should lie to the police about how he got your car. would serve him right.

F_my_life_guy 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:43

ydi, woman shouldn't have cars in the first place. jk jk

jetspec1802 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 8:29

Can I borrow your car after it's fixed?!

ferrarimach1 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 10:11

ydi umm he dosent have the liscence for a reason btw this made me laugh because I love the crap that happens to your man in just one drive lol fail drivers = cops at the door for the hit and run (you better have a good explanation on what he did )

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:34

You totally deserve this for putting at risk the lives of innocent people who did learn to drive.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:23

Haha. How do you give permission for a right to which he could never obtain permission? That's awesomely ridiculous. It's also called karma. You're lucky that no one got hurt as well, considering that you would be an accessory to the fact. You're as much responsible for the accident as he is. YDI.