Obvious

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 04:34 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML
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blowhole 0

Wow #5...Just wow. He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat. ...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.

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JamesM9794 0

rotflol try w ur left instead of right. it's a whole new thing

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ImThePope 2

I don't know specifically, but it just like an inflammation in the elbow from the repetitive movements of swatting a tennis racket... or in th OPs condition, masturbating to much ^_^

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enormouselephant 15

I wonder if Docbastard has a picture of this one...

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nomadxx7 0

Set yourself up for that fail didn't you? lol

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davinchidude123 0

yeah dude if someone asks you if you a girlfriend you say YES, kind of like if someone asks you if you are a god

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luigi23_fml 0

haha.. damn it i probely do too

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King_of_Kings 3

i'm going to be laughing at this one all day.

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amy_shmamy 0

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loveyoy22 0

he beats his dick.

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zac12345 0

Step 1: Ready your palm and face Step 2: Slowly lower your face into the palm of your hand Step 3: Facepalm

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benny2465 0

5 your an idiot lmfao

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SoFreshAndYetDep 0

He polishes the pewter, spanks the monkey, chokes the bishop, husks his corn, beats the meat, whacks the mack, slaps the bull, need I say more? I think not.

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fiblydinkerton 0

Seriously....tennis players get all the ladies

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CharlesScene 3

All you sick minded people, cmon, what if plays to much rock, paper, scissors?

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blowhole 0

Wow #5...Just wow. He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat. ...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.

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Nice_but_Unlucky 0

just 2 make that a little easier for #5 to get, HE IS MASTURBATING!!!

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IcanCthroughU 0

...if anyone out there still doesn't get it. To be clear, his doc accused him of whackin' off

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jessicaislameee 0

oh thanks number 8. lmao, i'm pretty slow. but thats pretty hilarious

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sandwichbait 0

I love doctors. X'D

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