By emirie - 14/11/2013 21:33 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML
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emirie 21

So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.

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MsConfusedd 27

Maaaaaayybe you should take the baby back

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Brian_JWU 5

hide ur kids, hide ur wives, hide ur kids!

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Allisauce 7

I would've instantly taken the baby back into my arms.

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inolongercare 19

To be honest that is a feeling I had when holding my brother for the first time, I never did anything nor did I have the inclination to do anything. It just is strange to have that power

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fivetimeslonger 24

Consider that maybe she was just freaked out over how fragile newborns are. I thought the same thing when holding my newborn niece. I was even afraid to feed and burp her because I though I was going to pat her back too hard and hurt her.

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FlyingPie 17

Maybe she was just talking about how delicate newborns are and it just came out the wrong way.

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jessicircle 16

This kinda freaked me out because my older sister just had a baby yesterday, and I got a pic of my younger sister holding my nephew with a rather odd facial expression (she's 9). OP, are you my older sister? Anyway, I'm sure it was just a joke, hopefully. Good luck, OP.

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CrazyMelvin 14

Even if she was joking, that wasn't cool. You should say something to her and keep her far away from the baby.

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ChiefRager 8

It's terrible, really it is... but it's also quite funny on the other hand.

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EmmaMK 35

Some people don't know how to express their mixed emotions or make bad jokes.

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heartlocked 3

i am sure she has a sound proof laundry room in her house

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