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By jamboooy - 18/03/2012 06:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML
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deviable 9

Look on the bright side, now you can guilt trip your room mate into doing stuff for you.

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rl021489 5

You're roommate sounds like an asshole.

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88sforlife 0

Maybe he thought u were an intruder or sum like that

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theonlysweetpea 10

That sucks but at least you get to kick his ass every time your eyes sting...?

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wildfiresgirl 7

I don't think you locked yourself out OP, I think your roommate locked you out. Either that or your roommate isn't very intelligent.

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iiFrench_Fries 5

Thats a nice 'Roomate' you got there. Thank God it wasnt a Shotgun, Frying Pan. Hope your Eyes gett better. Ouch :S Next time place a key under the Mat if yall still live together.

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ajeppsen 25

If he knew it was you and it's your house you can kick him out

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