Miscellaneous: Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under...

By Jake - 01/07/2009 12:28 - Australia

Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML

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By everyonehatesme - 02/05/2010 08:37 - Malaysia

Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML

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By Falouila - 17/12/2008 07:15 - France

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

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By KaityK - 19/04/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML

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By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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By syle - 13/11/2008 06:51 - France

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

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By Gen - 16/12/2008 07:05 - France

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

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By WeezysBaby - 28/03/2009 22:13 - Canada

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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Ban appeals time

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 00:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML

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xFenix81x 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:40

That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.

unholyfury 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:39

soo.. are you two together now? lol

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midget_chinese 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:18

time to get out the bitch-slapping glove :P

mitchelldef 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:32

Smwhat was your password? Jake?

AshleyRose784 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:31

what did you do to make her so mad?

Simdis 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:47

You really, really deserve this. Why? For letting your little sister hack into your account. Hope your **** stash is more secure, toolbag.

STRAWCHOPPER 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:22

You are a weiner

alexgisforme3 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 11:57

thats so immature. like im sorry. really.

RinaRapture 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 13:32

What did you do to your sister that made her hate you so much? O.o

element01 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:07

your sister is awesome dude!

_musical_addict_ 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:51

Wow, your little sister is a bitch, and there's really no way to argue against that. Yeah, you should find something about her and embaress her. Revenge is totally called for here ;)