By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
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Same thing different taste

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amayasoma 19

Doesn't it say on the label to apply in small sections first before fully using it? Some people are allergic to certain products. Always try a new product before using it often.

I'll **** in ur face it's the best age defying lotion you can get

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jayAZ 3

Okay, so take these comments and realize you need to get out more! Otherwise..."Gee I wish I would have someone other than this FML to speak to!" FYL for posting when you should get a mobile app (perhaps motivation to leave home) and hit the street! Come out of your shell or at least come to reality over it and get used to the lonely moments. Otherwise it's gonna be you and Snickerdoodle...then you'll be writing FML's cause the medical insurance you have doesn't cover suicide attempts.

koco4 0

Newsflash%3A+Fmylife+is+a+mobile+app.+I%27m+using+it+right+now.+

if it has SPF in it, that may be the culprit. I use Garnier, and they have it in both formats- one with and one without SPF. I accidentally bought the one with SPF in it when I went back after loving the first bottle I had because the packages are the same and it only has a tiny little yellow thing on it to say it has SPF, and I broke out after using it once.

that's what you get for trying to change your skin.

TryToBeKind 0

Seedlessme, I have the same problem at age 31. They're not real bad, only a handful of pimples. But the ones I have keep recurring and my insurance won't cover dermatologists unless it's considered an "Emergency". It's frustrating, but my mom's thinking is that it keeps me from being vain and drawing attention to my face with make up instead of letting my character speak for me She said the same thing when my sister complained of stubborn arm/thigh fat (despite healthy eating and exercise) "then don't dress in clothes that show that area, you're too old for that anyway." Both have good points.

YDI, for using an anti defying lotion Just accept it, you're an old hag now

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Age-defying lotion? That's sure to clog up your pores. If you really want to look younger, there's always botox. You won't be able to move your face, but it's worth it, right?