Health: Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion... - FML

By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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By Unlucky - 15/11/2014 02:18 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML

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By Tingly - 16/08/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, I realized that that tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 12:00 - Germany - Leer

Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML

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By RedFaced - 27/05/2016 00:11 - Netherlands - Capelle Aan Den Ijssel

Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 10:59

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

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Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I was excited that my new skin care regimen seemed to be paying off. I told my husband of 35 years about it and asked him if I "looked good". He looked me over as if I were a stalled engine and said, "You look less stressed. That's good, but I mean… You still look like yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2015 03:02 - United States - Springfield

Today, my new prescription medicine for my chronic acne did in fact work. It worked by inflaming the skin around my zits so that they blended in. FML

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By julieb - 23/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 18:38 - United States - Canton

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

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amayasoma 19

Monday 15 March 2010 16:03

Doesn't it say on the label to apply in small sections first before fully using it? Some people are allergic to certain products. Always try a new product before using it often.

alin123 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:07

I'll **** in ur face it's the best age defying lotion you can get

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amayasoma 19

Monday 15 March 2010 16:13

Worked with a price. xD

amayasoma 19

Monday 15 March 2010 16:17

Agrees with 19.

applesuckers 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:18

First!!! jk

86753O9 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nomnommonster 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:24

All caps make me sick.

WtFiMdAdDy 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:25

dumb ass. lol

SeedlessMe 13

Monday 15 March 2010 16:23

Yeah, I very rarely had a breakout as a teen.. Now I'm 30 and they are here to stay...

bmonehh 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:24

noobs

xXSmilezXX 7

Monday 15 March 2010 16:27

retard

crackiebob 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:37

I 2nd that

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:30

now you can buy clearasil, and when your skin clears up and your wrinkles show through, you can start the process all over again :D

Ecnassianer 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:00

This xD

omgwtffmmfl 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:58

Owned!

FCChelsea 3

Monday 15 March 2010 17:07

YDI for trying to lie about your age

mj2123 0

Monday 15 March 2010 17:08

ALWAYS find reviews of a product before you buy it. A lot of them are crap and don't work, others are intended for older, dryer skin and will make you break out if you already have even slightly oily or sensitive skin.

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