By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
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Ninjafriends 1

You were looking deep into her eyes, but she couldn't tell because of your filthy glasses.

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BonyorBobby 4

Poor you, next time clean your glasses first then tell her ;)

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persianjr1 7

yea because a girlwil ALWAYS judge you on yo glasses. i got dumped because my gf didnt like the brand i had chosen. jk

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alaaparis 4

your wife is hilarious !! i'm in love with her! she's got humor

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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP YDI for trying to be romantic. Next time you wish to express your love just grunt, scratch your balls (assuming you have any), and club her over the head. She obviously wants a caveman.

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russiianbaiibiie 0

if she wanted a caveman, doubt the dirty glasses would be an issue

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unidentified_sta 5

I know you are trying to think of a creative way to tell me I am on the mark but sometimes simplicity is best.

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muffinlizzie 7

Aww, true love, haha. I'm sure her I love you was implied, she probably just figured you already know she loves you too so she said the second thing on her mind. So clean your glasses.

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jave4990 0

lol maybe she meant love is blind so go clean your glasses to see me

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sweet_candy_ 17

Maybe she wanted to look deep into your eyes too. Your dirty glasses prevented her from doing so.

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justbigbs 6

Another example why men shouldn't give a crap about women sentiments, because ours don't mean shit.

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