By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
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You deserved it 4 243

Same thing different taste

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Ninjafriends 1

You were looking deep into her eyes, but she couldn't tell because of your filthy glasses.

Poor you, next time clean your glasses first then tell her ;)

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Ydi for having dirty glasses. At my house we get beat senseless for having dirty glasses. Plus no WoW for a month...

Yep:..( I hadn't even played it for 5 min and my dad slapped me, ripped the monitor out and said no WoW for a month

U shoulda totally cleaned ur glasses if u were gona look deep into her eyes dudde

haha! funny.. but you should clean them first.. just saying..

RonRon951 0

U might wanna think about getting contacts lol Just maybe?

fjretsel 1

I think she is bored with your 3 incher.

AlvaTheStarvingA 0

58, Did you really need to say that? Was your urge so strong that you HAD to? You don't know his size, so shut your trap please.