By honor sucks - 27/11/2011 23:16 - United States

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Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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JukeboxValkyrie 19

I'm worried about the other half of op's school.

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thisisafunnyname 12

for some reason i found it funny that you typed out "kay" but then used "ur"

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graham11 14

FML= **** my life. Usually that implies OP's life sucking..

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jizzwold 21

I think it's funny how she has a cross around her neck.

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TashaRuber 0

110 i find it funny that ur pic is of a fan

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p3mguin 7

He has this, because he knows he's cool. Heh get it cool, fan, heh, I'm done

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Starcatch77 20

I find it funny that people haven't noticed her picture is used all over the Internet for fake profiles of a "hot girl" and isn't actually her (or him).

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juliajealousyy 1

Someone needs to think before they make a bet.

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Justin23L 2

Well, you don't know what he would have gotten if he won...

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thisisafunnyname 12

it was probably something amazing... like a sticker

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bramberkhout 10

But you took your loss and didn't chicken out. Hero!!

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o76923 8

If you had honor, you wouldn't have cheated in the first place.

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FYLDeep 25

Those are some friends you have there...

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ACE1442 16

You do realize that your friends could have still ratted you out,and then you would have that message confessing your "love" for your mother,AND been in some trouble for cheating on the test.

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bananagrams 9

I would've taken being ratted out personally

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FlyingWhisps 5

You chose the sexual message? Was the test really that big of a deal that no one could know you cheated on it. Would you rather be the bad boy or the creepy incest kid?

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DontClickOnMe 28

You should have gone with the latter. I'm sure they didn't have any real proof that you did it.

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