By honor sucks - 27/11/2011 23:16 - United States

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Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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JukeboxValkyrie 19

I'm worried about the other half of op's school.

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perdix 29

Never gamble more than you could afford to lose . . . unless you've rigged the bet so you can't lose.

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graham11 14

Only possible in the movies.. So in other words, OP, why the hell did you agree to this bet?!

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mrdanoob 0

Y didn't u choose to cheat worst case sane rip u redo a test and ur grounded other option ur a freak who wants to **** your mom wirdo think

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Justin23L 2

I think there's a slight disconnect between your brain and your hands.

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haiu2323 10

Utilitarianism for dummies...always the least bad you idiot!

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xxDefiantxx 0

Do your friends have proof about you cheating on the test?

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CoolRainbowdash 15

You must be a number one freak at your school now

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graham11 14

Aaaaand the winner is.....the freak who is sexually attracted to his mother and cheated on the test!

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m1grande 3

Wow musta been one crazy bet. I would pick the test if there was no proof

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chels1994 11

Don't make a bet if you're not positive you can win it

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angryyute 4

You deserve a swift kick in the balls for that. Why wouldn't you let your friends rat you out for a school test when everyone does it? IDIOT!!!

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