Love: Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By lookwhereyasittin - 24/01/2016 17:47 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:32

I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

Steffi3 40

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:30

Classy.

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theflyingbrant 9

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:27

I lost mine in a tree.

FMLworthy5000 21

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:27

I think the amazing part is that no one got splashed by used potty water or that it didn't tip over seeing as it's already hard enough to fit one person in there...

jessgambill01 5

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:28

at least you got ******

RackCity1325 5

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:31

It's pronounced Jo Dir Tey

Sxylilhalfpint 20

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:35

You must have wanted it pretty badly to put up with that smell just so you could get laid. Lol. YDI

BillDanYa3 3

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:36

whoer

3ph600v 15

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:45

Doesn't matter. Had sex

jmigs17 19

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:56

You should probably start looking for it ASAP. Not the best place to miss place something

repzero 7

Wednesday 8 April 2015 6:04

i lost mine in a cold lake

bazookajoey 27

Wednesday 8 April 2015 6:07

That's pretty trashy

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