By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
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IXChaosDragonXI 13

And that's why you make the bastard wait lol

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raininginseattle 9

Ask him "why do all the guys yell that?"

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Wow, I'm curious to know how you responded to that.

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JunglePanfa 11

My boyfriend once screamed 'FOR ASLAN, AND FOR NARNIA!!' as he came... It's one of those strange moments that rests uneasily in your memory, haha. Maybe your boyfriend just felt honoured to be your first, but isn't so great at knowing how to show it :)

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JunglePanfa 11

#13, I don't know how you're getting that from the original comment; it says nothing about sleeping with anyone else, just 'waiting'. Maybe they meant until OP's boyfriend seems more mature? I don't know :)

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JunglePanfa 11

Well, that posted under the wrong comment...

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Axel5238 29

The bf screamed " first bitches" how is that honorable? The bf sounds pretty immature. Joking during sex between a long standing couple, fine but I don't see anyone being happy about their first time with something that thinks it was funny or ok.

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JunglePanfa 11

#13, I don't know how you're getting that from the original comment; it says nothing about sleeping with anyone else, just 'waiting'. Maybe they meant until OP's boyfriend seems more mature? I don't know :)

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JunglePanfa 11

Sorry everyone, my iPod is going crazy and keeps posting things here... Can't even delete my comments. Please feel free to down-vote my unintentional spam so that it becomes hidden / removed. I'll down-vote it myself too.

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Mauskau 35

Just let him know that he still has to wait for you :)

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Adm_Twigs 19

you must have missed something.. please return to start.

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cheshirecat13242 32

...and for princess Celestia!!!

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perdix 29

You should have replied "Sounds like a shitty situation." Extra points if you lower your sunglasses at the right moment ;)

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Michael903 18

The first of many dissatisfied women in his life to be sure!

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DocBastard 38

I wish there were some kind of maturity test you had to pass before being allowed to have sex. The idiot population explosion would be much easier to control.

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arandomusernameaa 20

And an IQ test would be nice as well...

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loooloool 13

At least your sister didn't think you sounded like a cow mooing

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