By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
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IXChaosDragonXI 13

And that's why you make the bastard wait lol

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raininginseattle 9

Ask him "why do all the guys yell that?"

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TisAPenguin 16

And that's when you realized you lost your virginity to a total tool. It's ok, so did I lol

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KawaiiCupcake 14

I hope it was worth it. That is why I'm keeping mine.

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kyu_Q 19

sooo you never want to have sex?

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btmathis02 4

Wow. Talking about some that can be disrespectful. If I had ever done that I'd been kicked right in the nuts.

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FimogenFeels 14

I'm sorry, but it's kinda a YDI. It was your decision to lose your virginity to someone like that. You could've waited for someone better.

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raspberryboo 10

pays to do it after marriage

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traumamedic3 9

You should have greeted his enthusiasm with a high five saying, "and smallest!!"

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underguarded 20

He's technically right and that's not really a fml.... Poor you that he said that? You still had sex and he didn't see say anything rude or say something vulgar. Particularly if this happened to me I'd laugh about it, not post it on fml.

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