Kids: Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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Great plan, asshat

By deanlazore - 23/06/2016 03:09 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML

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Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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You deserved it 9 910

That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 97

By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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You deserved it 2 353

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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You deserved it 14 185

Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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You deserved it 64

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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Rites of passage

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 10:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I had to console a crying teenage boy, who'd realized he had been set up for a prank date at the restaurant I work at. All I could think about was how I used to set boys up on prank dates when I was his age. I had no idea how damaging it actually was on the receiving end, and now I can't stop hating myself. FML

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arkumx 3

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:13

if you get paid would that be prostitution?

flybye 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:57

At least he didn't try to pressure you into anything but playing with legos. Maybe on the next date you can take it to the next level: watching cartoons together!

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flybye 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:57

At least he didn't try to pressure you into anything but playing with legos. Maybe on the next date you can take it to the next level: watching cartoons together!

WallyTheWombat 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:31

OP should get the kid to leave legos on the floor so her friend can step on them. Hurts like a BITCHHHH!!

sarcdude 3

Monday 17 January 2011 3:17

Specially when you step on the sharp end of the bricks... lord help you.

LiLCarlson 3

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:59

Actually, babysitting maybe a nicer way to spend the evening than going on a blind date, especially considering what random assholes you could have got. Still, I can understand you hate your friend now xD

underguarded 20

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:03

lol

macskapingvin 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:04

Wait 14 years, and you've got yourself a nice young toyboy!

TropicalTulipz 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 15:26

boytoy??

CrimsonWolf1294 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 15:31

haha then OP would be 33. can you say cougarrr?

wittyme 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:12

lmao

Inhumanfrost 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:12

Eww cougar!

Doortje 29

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:18

Age is nothing but a number!

nathan5 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:29

The law is nothing but a guideline!

Doortje 29

Sunday 16 January 2011 18:05

That's right, the law is for ******* :D

hghiPigh 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:15

youz a losah!

perdix 29

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:15

On the bright side, losing your virginity to him won't be painful and you can't get pregnant. He might be the perfect starter package for you. ;)

ZeeBest86 6

Sunday 16 January 2011 16:29

That's wrong in so many levels. Go dig yourself a hole and stay there until you've realized where you ****** up in that comment.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:22

Yeah, we can't assume that everyone knows the regulars' habits. ZeeBest, perdix has the morals of a serial killer and the sense of humour of a schizophrenic psychopath. Keep that in mind when you read his comments and they will make a lot more sense.

perdix 29

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:32

I'm sorry, ZeeBest. Most 4-year-old boys think girls are gross, so if he rejected her, it wouldn't be personal. I did like girls when I was 4 and I remember being hot for my pretty babysitters. However, I don't know what I would have done if one of them accepted my advances.