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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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By LaRae17 - 04/08/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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beccanator 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

don't worry about it! a great guy will come along one day, no need in wasting your time on useless guys anyways. do it once, do it right.

666midnight 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:36

aww that's sweet in a way still, sucks another guy ain't asked you out before though =(

Comments

I_Deserved_It 8

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:35

That's just... sad.

JamesM9794 0

Monday 22 March 2010 5:50

rotflol too bad...

lwd305 0

Monday 27 December 2010 8:30

nahhh... she's from california and my gut tells me she's a lesbian.

sk8rchick97 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:22

um yeah I've had like at least 15 ppl ask me out and I'm 13...

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 23:27

#181 - You feel proud or something? Shut the **** up.

cheerluv15 0

Friday 9 March 2012 3:19

You #187 are being a jealous bitch!

badluckalex 23

Sunday 22 June 2014 23:41

no, 181 is a hoe

NickACD 27

Sunday 21 June 2015 7:21

#181 you do realize that dating at the age of 13 is not actual dating, right? Most everyone under the age of 23 is too stupid to understand that dating is a compatibility test, a way to learn more about someone, and to see if there is chemistry between two people.

666midnight 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:36

aww that's sweet in a way still, sucks another guy ain't asked you out before though =(

LemonandLime 13

Thursday 1 November 2012 9:41

They're only 18! Why is everyone acting like they're 30!?

beccanator 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

don't worry about it! a great guy will come along one day, no need in wasting your time on useless guys anyways. do it once, do it right.

666midnight 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

Still sorta sweet in a way =) Sucks you've never been asked out before though...I'm sure there is a guy for you out there somewhere ^_^

rarelight 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:41

aww lol, what did ya tell him :D? if you said no, did he start crying or something? :P

WPGguy 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:44

18's not so bad. I was 19 before I ever want out with someone, and 21 before I went out with someone worth going out with.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:44

Awwwww that's still cute! What a sweet kid. xD I wouldnt worry, a good guy'll come along!

Jessick_1 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:45

Well at least now you can tell people a boy asked you out, just leave out the detail of his age =P And even if you haven't been asked before, that's still adorable!