This is more of a MLIA post. Too bad MLIA is pretty much dead.

I swear I've read this FML before

OP, you have discovered one of your misconceptions. We all have them, some of them are very common and some of them might seem silly to others. Your mind may have been hanging on to that one from early childhood. One of the tricks to life long learning is being able to recognize and discard misconceptions when the facts contradict them. Congrats on having an open mind.

Idiot

I knew a well educated woman who thought that limes were just unripe lemons and that they would at some point turn into a lemon.

Ahh, the joys of public education.

I doubt you even have an education, you can't even write dumbass

you must be Mexican lol xD

Don't worry, there are things that people don't know. It's not like schools go out of their way to tell you that sparrows aren't baby pigeons... but it's cute that you thought that~!

That is so cute!